Something light and fluffier

Here are some quotes gathered over the semester all made by Dr. Simons.

"go tell him to swing from the same tree as him"

"hollywood has bought sold and is the devil"

"kill him, how fast can we kill him is the only question I'm asking"

"I wasn't out playing frisbee which would have kept me at the level of a barking seal for the rest of my life"

"If you want to read 300 pages of bad sentences read the tax codes"

"they got over it, the dead people didn't"

"boiling my neighbors in oil, that is an amusement"

"you never know you're righteous until you know you are evil"

"sizzle sizzle"

"lets take the casualty list for today"

"you go ahead and convict me you rat, if you don't get me now I'll get you in heaven"

"you little jerk, I want to go bowling with your head"

"he couldn't aquire a mind when he was mindless"

"take notes of all the golden thoughts that pour out of my brain"

don't personify body parts "my brain told me I was dumb"

"God and the angels wouldn't use the word facilitate"

"you will be looking at a little imbecile who is completely in your image" -when speaking of childraising.